dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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