The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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