talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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