Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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