Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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