Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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