It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
