Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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