I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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