Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's blow job season.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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