S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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