Buhtt sex?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
