btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We got so high we made milksteak
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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