That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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