You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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