Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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