so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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