guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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