This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She's the barista slut.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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