...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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