Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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