My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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