Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
