This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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