I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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