He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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