you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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