is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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