i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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