I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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