Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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