using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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