super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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