Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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