Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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