I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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