we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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