I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Your shirt... Was in my pants
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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