He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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