remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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