if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What drink are we having for lunch?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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