But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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