I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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