I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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