Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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