My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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