Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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