My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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