You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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