all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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