dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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