Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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