redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hippo gnu deer
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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