Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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