so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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